April 2, 2008
I know I should be banished from the online world because I've neglected the site for far too long and at way too many occasions. Truth be told, I've been busy with personal offline things. But to spare you the horror of my pathetic story for an excuse, I've return yet again with another layout to lessen my damnation. I finally found a graphics program to install on my laptop so hopefully I can get back to making some new art for the portfolio. I just need some inspiration.

Anyone?

February 7, 2008
Believe it. I've finally made a new layout after many a years. Surprise, surprise, I really surprised myself when I made this layout at three in the morning and even took time to write in order for my visitors to see something refreshing when they come here expecting the same old, same old. The photo is taken by some fashion photographer and I borrowed the lovely stock from the amazing Iris. I thought I'd make a layout that gave more room for my content; which I need to update by the way. I did add some icons if that counts.

So something strange has happened, and so I thought: where else would I share my loverly, bizarre and awkward experience than here? Before I begin, let's just say that never in a million years would I think I would ever need to visit the Planned Parenthood website. Mind you, I'm not doing the extensive research for myself (thank goodness), but for a close friend of mine. Apparently pregnancy scares results in the inability to process like a normal human being and thus needs the assistance of a wonderful, selfless friend (me). Though I'd have to admit I would be scared shitless as well if I was in her situation; which I'm not. But let me tell all future friends of friends, those who are at risk of getting pregnant and even those who are at risk of being dragged along to the drugstore with a friend who's too scared to buy her own test: even if you are in another town, there is still a chance that you would meet someone you know.

Long story short? We happen to come across the "would be" father-in-law or shall I say, the expecting grandfather. Who would have thought? I've never met the guy and honestly, I wouldn't want to ever again. He was staring us down the whole time we were in line (after he let us cut in front of him). I tried reading his mind and I think it was along the lines of "Please let the test belong to the young girl (me) whom I've never seen before".

Boy is he out of luck. And my friend, don’t get me started on that. You would think the poster child for birth control that is Britney Spears would teach her something...

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